Lies are prohibited by its operating agreement. Our publications can't be put down. Not only is the thick glue coating effective, but the content--at least the glue free part--is about as breathtaking as the written word gets.
Most of the publications achieved such high quality through various business deals with the devil, or crowbars used for weapons. Once Hoam Rogh was ousted from the board, however, new management decided that Shady House Publishing's stories would be manufactured with 100% real love.
Nothing could prepare the publishing house for what happened next. Where threats and mania failed, affection and warmth succeeded. Evidently, people do not like being told what to do by unbalanced, crow bar wielding, drunkards hell bent on global domination.
The bylaws of shady House Publishing changed to cement the new policy after a unanimous vote by its shareholders. And there was much rejoicing.