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Shady House Publishing loves its readers and seeks to serve their fiction needs. 
We look forward to helping you enjoy reading again.
Shady House Publishing shall always be a boutique publishing house. Our mission is to provide our readers with quality stories that go beyond the page.  Our stories raise awareness and money for various causes close to our hearts.  We don't just print books, we change the game of life.  And we wish you'll pick up something from our store and help one of our causes.

It's the story that counts.  Without good stories our charitable causes will not get the funding they need.  Getting people to buy a book has never been more difficult.  There are too many other things for people to do besides read a story book.  Shady House battles back to garner more readers.  

We offer dynamic, engrossing stories that help change the world. People are different after reading Shady House Publications. they understand the 21st century better, they think more critically, they are civic minded contributors to just causes that will significantly improve our world.  

Shady House Publishing holds the door open to work with any writer or group that wishes to bring their own little piece of world changing philanthropy to the market place.  You got a friend in Shady House Publishing.  And were here to serve you, our readers.  We hope that you'll help us on our little effort to build a better world.

OUR STAFF
    Hoam Rogh 
 

Born and raised in gutters and penthouses, Hoam Rogh spent the better part of his days making mistakes.  It's not that he liked to make them, or that he was doing something terribly difficult, rather mistakes happen effortlessly for Hoam Rogh.

 

Some of his mistakes cost him teeth, but all cost him pride.  Soon, Hoam decided the heck with it and lost his pride altogether, through various additional mistakes. Thereafter he lost his ego.  Not intentionally, but from another mistake that resulted in blunt head trauma.  After the bandages were removed, Hoam Rogh no longer had an ego. 

 

So with habitual mistakes, a lack of pride, and no ego whatsoever, Hoam began writing stories. Mistakes cost him the first few.  And the lack of pride or ego kept finish products sitting on shelves. But talented individuals can't be overlooked forever, no matter how bumbling, humble or mistake prone.

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Hoam now works with his Tom E. and J. Liam on ventures and stories at Shady House Publishing.  Accomplishments continue to pile up, and even appear to be accelerating for them.  The mistakes have kept them from taking over the world thus far, but also have illustrated what not to do.  All of the mistakes made have inspired Hoam Rogh's new book, "Don't do this." 

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Unfortunately, Hoam mistakenly signed over the rights to the book to another publishing company, which retitled it "Don't: A step-by-step guide of what not to do!"  Sales were miserable as the back cover instructed would-be buyers on how not to buy the book. 


Hoam learned a valuable lesson from his mistake, don't do that again.  In fact, Hoam published the book, "Don't do that again," as a testament to what he learned.  The rival publishing company is suing him for copyright infringement.



    Tom E.

Tom E. lives in West Peoria with his family.  He began writing before he knew what words were.  The style he developed is called "mindless reading."  Tom E. writes to have his readers forget they are reading.  He claims to have derived it from a Taoist meditation technique about an empty cup.



Tom E. employs mindless reading by keeping the reader from thinking about literagurical terms.  Big phony words derail a sentence, interrupt the reader's narrative vision and should be used only in the mechanics of the story, not its text.  Unfortunately Tom E. liked to write about technology.  This made it more difficult to not use big words.  He did what he could, but no better than that.  



In 2006 Tom E. oraganized Shady House Publishing with Jack Madashu.  It quickly failed due to lack of management, staff, time, money, promotions, and anything else that a successful organization must execute to maintain their status.  By 2009, Shady House Publishing, LLC, ceased operations. 


Tom E. continues to refine his skills.  He keeps himself humble by not being very good at most things in life.  In his free time he likes to work on his holding corporation, swim, speak good, and try to get enough sleep.  He also enjoys playing the odds.



    J. Liam

Born and raised in Peoria, Illinois, James Liam spent his early years listening to the tall tales of Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor on cassette tape.  He played the tapes out, memorizing the patterns and rhetoric of two of the greatest comedic story tellers of all time.  J. Liam watched hours of television, as was the style of the children in the 90's.


Liam developed an eye our for new forms of media.  Ever since the VCR allow a young James to record the first episodes of "the Simpsons."   He wore those tapes out as well, studying the pattern in a story that could only exist in a cartoon, the Three Stooges, or maybe the pages of a story.  He soon understood how the story is told, and today works diligently on how to tell a story.

J. Liam believes that goods stories must have guts.  This is why he will write characters after eating whatever type of food they would eat, so he can feel what they would feel, fart how they'd fart, a real method form of writing.  It did not work out that well, but J. Liam enjoys all of the world's delicious foods.

J. controls quality at Shady House Publishing.  He studied quality from Chief Unineqbutu on Xenu. His theories of reality were not well received by the Scientiologists.  He was forced to flee to the midwest. After changing his resume to indicate he studied quality at Liberty University, Shady House Publishing quickly hired him to oversee the development of our product line.


   

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